I can clean the apartment myself — I call the maids in for sex

Neighbors come to meet me, but they all leave shagged

Pretty neighbor dreams of a man with a real dick? I'm on my way

Sucks at an interview and thinks she'll get the job now

It's not convenient to fuck in my husband's office, but I can't wait till tonight

I dragged him to shopping again, so at least I'll get my hands all over the fitting room mirror